January 2009
2 posts
The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy: No_WayCupid →
I dialed up the site, typed in my ZIP code and the first person on the results page was a guy who lives in my building, his pic showcasing the same sullen expression he rewards me with when we stare at each other from opposite sides of the elevator. I clicked his profile, hoping it would explain why he always smelled like bleach.
Oh man. This made me laugh, so much.