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Nov 22

“ City resident Mark Little said he’s so genuinely tantalized with Palin and her book that he said “it will be the first book I’ve ever read.’

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Fort Wayne News-Sentinel: Palin makes connection with ‘common folk’ during visit
Palin stops through my hometown. ;(

(via zachklein)

Yeah. I don’t know why this surprised me so much.

Nov 13

maybeitsjustme:

uh oh…. too much wine.. makes me write sappy little ditties… and want to share with world…

I love this. It also makes reminds me why I don’t have a webcam. Would not be half as lovely if I did something similar.

Oct 09

“ Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?

— Rose Kennedy

Oct 08

Me: You know what's funny? Having notariety is something good, but being notorious means something bad.
Dad: "He was notorious for leaving his socks on the bedroom floor."
Me: I was thinking of something more gangsta than that, but whatev.
Dad: It's gangster enough for my wife!

Aug 01

The site is fantastic.

Old Jews Telling Jokes | Richard Levine, “Directions”

Jul 23

This is awesome, although I was kind of distracted by 1) That this is pretty much the Doublemint Gum song and that 2) Chris Brown is not exactly the model for domestic bliss and 3) white people love to dance even though they can’t. Still, I wish all weddings were more like this. Less pomp and more celebration.

JK Wedding Entrance Dance (via Boing Boing)

Jul 15

Dumpster Diving | ReadyMade Magazine

Retro Comedy: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

Jul 05

“Start refunding everybody’s tickets. My Birthday party just won’t be the same without him.”

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died. (via Boing Boing)

Jul 04

Happy Fourth of July, suckas!

Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Bric-a-Brac Independence Day (via blamesocietyfilms)