Happy Fourth of July, suckas!
Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Bric-a-Brac Independence Day (via blamesocietyfilms)
mastabatorium
Bought to you by Jenna Tollerson.
It is often much easier to entertain oneself than to entertain others.
It is often much easier to entertain oneself than to entertain others.
Jul 04
Jun 26
Jun 25
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
(via Anil Dash)
Jun 22
“ Our banking laws must mobilize reserves; must not permit the concentration anywhere in a few hands of the monetary resources of the country or their use for speculative purposes in such volume as to hinder or impede or stand in the way of other more legitimate, more fruitful uses. And the control of the system of banking and of issue which our new laws are to set up must be public, not private, must be vested in the Government itself, so that the banks may be the instruments, not the masters, of business and of individual enterprise and initiative.
— President Woodrow Wilson, 1913.
“ Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
— Charlie Chaplin
Jun 21
» Brendan Calling » Neil Cleary’s favorite Porn Spam
“Are you tired of having sex only on the phone? With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can try real sex in bed.
[…] now that you mention it, yes: I am tired of having sex only on the phone. I can’t tell you how difficult it’s been going to bars night after night, meeting a girl, buying her a few drinks, giving her a line of talk, and then trying to convince her to go home — yes, to your house honey, alone — so that I can go call her from my house, and we can have sex on the phone.”
Jun 18
aja:
A Post-It stop motion video.
At 0:39, when he moves from in front of his screen, you can this video is playing on his computer. Seriously good stuff.
May 22
“ The best revenge is massive success.
— Frank Sinatra
May 12
PLEASE vote for my sister (and if you can, do it again every 24 hours until noon on the 20th). The song is pretty catchy. xrl.us/Vote4Sarah
May 04
Your NPR Name
Eric and I recently discovered a shared fascination with the slew of impossibly named NPR hosts we listen to every day: Renee Montagne, Steve Inskeep, Corey Flintoff, Korva Coleman, Kai Ryssdal, Dina Temple-Raston.
In fact, we’ve often wondered what it would be like to be one of them. A Nina Totenberg or a Renita Jablonski. A David Kestenbaum or a Lakshmi Singh. Even (on our most ambitious days) a Cherry Glaser or a Sylvia Poggioli.
So finally, after years of Fresh Air sign-off ambitions, we came up with a system for creating our own NPR Names. Here’s how it works: You take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then you add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited.
So I’m Liarna Kassel. And Eric is Jeric Bath. I even have a new nickname for my little brother in Dylsan Rosarita.
Jennia Paris.
(Not really a small town, but is the only foreign town I’ve ever visited. I was about 20 months, I think?)
