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Jul 23

This is awesome, although I was kind of distracted by 1) That this is pretty much the Doublemint Gum song and that 2) Chris Brown is not exactly the model for domestic bliss and 3) white people love to dance even though they can’t. Still, I wish all weddings were more like this. Less pomp and more celebration.

JK Wedding Entrance Dance (via Boing Boing)

Jul 15

Dumpster Diving | ReadyMade Magazine

Retro Comedy: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

Jul 05

“Start refunding everybody’s tickets. My Birthday party just won’t be the same without him.”

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died. (via Boing Boing)

Jul 04

Happy Fourth of July, suckas!

Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Bric-a-Brac Independence Day (via blamesocietyfilms)

Jun 26

Luigi Finally Snaps - CollegeHumor video

Jun 25

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

(via Anil Dash)

Jun 22

“ Our banking laws must mobilize reserves; must not permit the concentration anywhere in a few hands of the monetary resources of the country or their use for speculative purposes in such volume as to hinder or impede or stand in the way of other more legitimate, more fruitful uses. And the control of the system of banking and of issue which our new laws are to set up must be public, not private, must be vested in the Government itself, so that the banks may be the instruments, not the masters, of business and of individual enterprise and initiative.

— President Woodrow Wilson, 1913.

“ Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

— Charlie Chaplin

Jun 21

» Brendan Calling » Neil Cleary’s favorite Porn Spam

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[…] now that you mention it, yes: I am tired of having sex only on the phone. I can’t tell you how difficult it’s been going to bars night after night, meeting a girl, buying her a few drinks, giving her a line of talk, and then trying to convince her to go home — yes, to your house honey, alone — so that I can go call her from my house, and we can have sex on the phone.”