Debate #1 Drinking Game Rules
Standard 2008 Election Rule
Take a shot every time McCain says “Friends” or Obama says “Change”.Tonight’s Additional Special Rules
Drink whenever…
- The candidate you oppose says something you agree with.
- McCain announces he’s in fact proficient in HTML and C++
- Obama shakes his head, and says, “Now wait just a minute…”
- McCain refers to the USSR or any other non-existent formerly communist country.
- The candidate not speaking smirks when their opponent makes a claim, and then looks down at their notes or write something.
- Anyone says “700 Billion”
- McCain looks old or Obama looks black.
- McCain checks the BlackBerry he invented.
- Either candidate suspends the debate.
Bonus Game
If anyone references McCain’s time as a POW, someone gets locked in the nearest closet. A new person takes the place of the current closet-POW each subsequent time the subject is broached. Whoever occupies the closet at the end of the debates has to—upon release—shotgun a beer without raising their arms above their shoulders.
Brilliant.