mastabatorium

1938 Dating Guide For Single Women

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:19:01 -0500

pbh3:

Apparently, the only keys to successful dating in the 1930’s for ladies were don’t talk too much, wear a bra, and don’t pass out in the middle of your date because you’re drunk.

"City resident Mark Little said he’s so genuinely tantalized with Palin and her book that he said “it..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:56:24 -0500

“City resident Mark Little said he’s so genuinely tantalized with Palin and her book that he said “it will be the first book I’ve ever read.’”

- Fort Wayne News-Sentinel: Palin makes connection with ‘common folk’ during visit
Palin stops through my hometown. ;(

(via zachklein)

Yeah. I don’t know why this surprised me so much.

maybeitsjustme: uh oh…. too much wine.. makes me write sappy...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:33:08 -0500

maybeitsjustme:

uh oh…. too much wine.. makes me write sappy little ditties… and want to share with world…

I love this. It also makes reminds me why I don’t have a webcam. Would not be half as lovely if I did something similar.

"Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight..."

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:59:31 -0400

“Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?”

- Rose Kennedy

Me: You know what's funny? Having notariety is something good, but being notorious means something bad.

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:50:21 -0400

Me: You know what's funny? Having notariety is something good, but being notorious means something bad.
Dad: "He was notorious for leaving his socks on the bedroom floor."
Me: I was thinking of something more gangsta than that, but whatev.
Dad: It's gangster enough for my wife!

The site is fantastic. Old Jews Telling Jokes | Richard Levine,...

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:11:14 -0400

The site is fantastic.

Old Jews Telling Jokes | Richard Levine, “Directions”

This is awesome, although I was kind of distracted by 1) That...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:56:40 -0400

This is awesome, although I was kind of distracted by 1) That this is pretty much the Doublemint Gum song and that 2) Chris Brown is not exactly the model for domestic bliss and 3) white people love to dance even though they can’t. Still, I wish all weddings were more like this. Less pomp and more celebration.

JK Wedding Entrance Dance (via Boing Boing)

Dumpster Diving | ReadyMade Magazine

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:50:23 -0400

Dumpster Diving | ReadyMade Magazine

Retro Comedy: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:43:18 -0400

Retro Comedy: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

“Start refunding everybody’s tickets. My Birthday...

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:13:32 -0400

“Start refunding everybody’s tickets. My Birthday party just won’t be the same without him.”

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died. (via Boing Boing)

Happy Fourth of July, suckas! Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in...

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:27:53 -0400

Happy Fourth of July, suckas!

Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Bric-a-Brac Independence Day (via blamesocietyfilms)

Luigi Finally Snaps - CollegeHumor video

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:01:23 -0400

Luigi Finally Snaps - CollegeHumor video

R.I.P. Michael Jackson (via Anil Dash)

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:12:33 -0400

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

(via Anil Dash)

"Our banking laws must mobilize reserves; must not permit the concentration anywhere in a few hands..."

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:50:21 -0400

“Our banking laws must mobilize reserves; must not permit the concentration anywhere in a few hands of the monetary resources of the country or their use for speculative purposes in such volume as to hinder or impede or stand in the way of other more legitimate, more fruitful uses. And the control of the system of banking and of issue which our new laws are to set up must be public, not private, must be vested in the Government itself, so that the banks may be the instruments, not the masters, of business and of individual enterprise and initiative.”

- President Woodrow Wilson, 1913.

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles."

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:25:24 -0400

“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.”

- Charlie Chaplin

Brendan Calling » Neil Cleary’s favorite Porn Spam

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:36:58 -0400

Brendan Calling » Neil Cleary’s favorite Porn Spam:

“Are you tired of having sex only on the phone? With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can try real sex in bed.

[…] now that you mention it, yes: I am tired of having sex only on the phone. I can’t tell you how difficult it’s been going to bars night after night, meeting a girl, buying her a few drinks, giving her a line of talk, and then trying to convince her to go home — yes, to your house honey, alone — so that I can go call her from my house, and we can have sex on the phone.”

aja: A Post-It stop motion video. At 0:39, when he moves from in...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:19:40 -0400

aja:

A Post-It stop motion video.

At 0:39, when he moves from in front of his screen, you can this video is playing on his computer. Seriously good stuff.

"The best revenge is massive success."

Fri, 22 May 2009 04:39:50 -0400

“The best revenge is massive success.”

- Frank Sinatra

PLEASE vote for my sister (and if you can, do it again every 24...

Tue, 12 May 2009 14:26:53 -0400

PLEASE vote for my sister (and if you can, do it again every 24 hours until noon on the 20th). The song is pretty catchy. xrl.us/Vote4Sarah

Your NPR Name

Mon, 04 May 2009 02:32:34 -0400

liana:

Eric and I recently discovered a shared fascination with the slew of impossibly named NPR hosts we listen to every day: Renee Montagne, Steve Inskeep, Corey Flintoff, Korva Coleman, Kai Ryssdal, Dina Temple-Raston.

In fact, we’ve often wondered what it would be like to be one of them. A Nina Totenberg or a Renita Jablonski. A David Kestenbaum or a Lakshmi Singh. Even (on our most ambitious days) a Cherry Glaser or a Sylvia Poggioli.

So finally, after years of Fresh Air sign-off ambitions, we came up with a system for creating our own NPR Names. Here’s how it works: You take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then you add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited.

So I’m Liarna Kassel. And Eric is Jeric Bath. I even have a new nickname for my little brother in Dylsan Rosarita.

Jennia Paris.
(Not really a small town, but is the only foreign town I’ve ever visited. I was about 20 months, I think?)